Harry Potter Al Grown Up

I grew up reading the Harry Potter books and wouldn't say I'm a huge fan, but they were a fun read. I remember when the first book came out– I was just a little kid at the time. When the last book came out I was in my 20s so I literally grew up with these books.

Probably like a lot of people I want another series of books set in this world. I want a series of books about Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny all grown up and not only are they grown ups, but grown ups who ffffuuuccckkk (sleazy voice).

little penis

I am not a cocky guy... in fact I would say I am the opposite of cocky. I'm the sort of guy who is self-deprecating and has just enough hatred towards himself that I figured I'd come up here to talk to you tonight and try to get booed off stage... o.k. no one is booing.... I guess I'm still doing alright.

So, I have some friends who are cocky and they are the type of guys that like to talk about how big their cock is. Now I've heard the argument that having a big cock really doesn't mean anything when it comes to the bedroom... shit I've heard that it kind of hurts and is uncomfortable... but I wouldn't know I haven't taken any large cocks into my body lately.

update

I originally started this blog as a way to practice writing jokes for stand up. I've not really been too inspired as of late and haven't even taken the plunge yet to get on stage. To say the least I've made excuses with work, family, friends and the like.

I wish I had a real excuse for why I haven't gotten up there yet but really the only reason is that the idea has been absent from my mind.

Remembering Robin Williams

I've been really absent when it comes to blogging in recent months. Perhaps it is because I lost a paid blogging job just a little over a month ago so writing these things have been less on my mind.

I never stop writing however since it is part of what I do professionally and also what I do sometimes therapeutically. I've been working on writing a book and I do quite a bit of journaling as well. The book may end up being utter garbage but it is a good exercise to attempt. I figure if I can finish writing a book I can finish doing just about anything.

Anyways, this article I  write here today isn't about trying to be funny and work out some silly joke I hope to use in a stand-up routine one day. No this article is probably a tad sadder than most.

Stop trying to be funny

I hate people who think they are funny so you can imagine why I hate myself so much. Of course the only reason I think I'm funny is because people actually tell me that I'm funny and make them laugh.

Reflections 7-17-14

I suppose this is going to be more of a reflection of anything else or rather a bit of self-loathing which is always good fodder for comedy.

Nothing probably inspires comedy more then self-loathing or some sort of troubled life. Absent of any sort of substance abuse in my life I'll stick to the self-loathing part. Generally, I wouldn't say I'm the most miserable person but I certainly am self-concious of the what I say and do around people. I probably self-analyze more than any other person that I know.

I feel gross when I watch porn

Everyone has their vices and for me one of those vices like a lot of guys is I like to watch internet pornography. I'm a huge proponent of it and think that a couple of naked people rolling around is pretty harmless.