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I am not a cocky guy... in fact I would say I am the opposite of cocky. I'm the sort of guy who is self-deprecating and has just enough hatred towards himself that I figured I'd come up here to talk to you tonight and try to get booed off stage... o.k. no one is booing.... I guess I'm still doing alright.

So, I have some friends who are cocky and they are the type of guys that like to talk about how big their cock is. Now I've heard the argument that having a big cock really doesn't mean anything when it comes to the bedroom... shit I've heard that it kind of hurts and is uncomfortable... but I wouldn't know I haven't taken any large cocks into my body lately.

Blow Jobs and Porn Stars

I have this theory and I can't say that it is really that scientific of a theory but it involves girls who become porn stars. I don't really watch a lot of porn per se but I am a huge fan of what it represents–that is besides  the point.

No Truth to the Internet and Porn Stars

So sometimes I do a little freelance writing here and there. There are a lot of great websites that you can find work on if you are willing to... well actually work.

I'm really only good at two things writing and fisting... don't ask.

I've come to realize how utterly made up the internet is.

Abortion

It is my belief that most men are pro-choice whether they know it or not. My estimate is about 90% with the 10% being that hazy area of castrated she-males like Morrissey and a-sexual religious types.

Just about everyday I commit about a thousand or so abortions by shooting my hot white load into the toilet bowl and flushing it down.

Crying during sex

If you are a man and you want to avoid talking to your woman after sex I have the perfect strategy for you... cry.

I mean it really. When it comes to sex men want to fuck, cum, and fall asleep. Maybe we can find sometime in there to eat something but for the most part post-sex we want to sleep.