Crying during sex

If you are a man and you want to avoid talking to your woman after sex I have the perfect strategy for you... cry.

I mean it really. When it comes to sex men want to fuck, cum, and fall asleep. Maybe we can find sometime in there to eat something but for the most part post-sex we want to sleep.


We just aborted a thousand potential kids on the backside of whatever hussy we are sleeping with at the time... that is assuming you pull out of course... so we get tired. We need are rest so that we can make a mess of another set of sheets with our cum a day or two later.

Women on the other hand it seems like they want to lay there, cuddle and talk about feelings and shit. Well if you want to avoid this scenario all together then you need to cry.

Nothing is more unattractive then a guy who just breaks down into tears after fucking a girl. Just let the waterworks fly.

I've done it a few times and usually the reaction from your partner is one of two things. Either they feel uncomfortable and decide that they will leave so you can be by yourself or... they want to make everything better for you.

Either scenario is great but if they take scenario two where they want to make things better then basically you can tell them that you just want to sleep or ask them to cook you a meal, stand on their head or any other crazy thing you can think of that may make you less sad.

I know it can be hard to exercise this emotion especially if you are a manly man but I can't encourage enough that you work on those tear ducts.

Really try to get those babies watering.

If you don't like the girl then you can puke on her. Either one works.