Lets face you are a crazy pet person who values an animal's life more then you do other human beings. You paid $500 to be a PETA member for life and your personal hygiene sucks since you know anything that will wash the smell of pig manure and animal vomit from your skin was tested on rodents.
That being said no man wants you or rather no woman since you smell and are a complete fucking psychopath. So instead you've decided to adopt your furry besty as that child you never had despite the fact he is older then you in dog years, has arthritis and is blind in one eye.
Thats alright because kids suck too and at least a furry pet doubles as a blanket and has more utility then that money grubbing whore of a child you could have had if you'd invested in some Dial soap and a toothbrush.
Pet supplies are expensive, almost as much as human prescription but you wouldn't know because that shit was tested on animals too and you are going blind in one eye from poor blood sugar caused by the diabetes you gave yourself with all the apples and high fructose corn-syrup products you consume.
The government has made it illegal to cover your cat, fish, dog and iguana under Obamacare and what other piece of shit health insurance you belong too – maybe you should have voted for Romney.
1-800-Pet Supplies offers pet supplies at the lowest prices and most of them are probably safe for humans too. So whether you are looking for steroids that are intended for horse or bovine and possibly you or that diabetes medication that is meant for a dog but you take instead then they are your go to source.
Also, why your there remember to use the code word "Teen Wolf" at check out and receive free werewolf porn starring Michael J. Cox for you to finger yourself too while plotting your next bombing of an animal testing facility.
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