The other day I was talking to someone about how McDonald's should pay their employees more. My first thought was, "Are you high?" He then proceeded to light a joint up and blow it in my face.
I mean in all seriousness this seems the most utterly preposterous thing to me. Who in their right mind would think that McDonald's employees deserve more money besides an actual McDonald's employee.
If you are a McDonald's employee and you disagree with me then go kill yourself. Think about your function and your role in society for a moment.
You serve no valuable purpose and only contribute to the malnutrition and disease of our culture. It's bleak and I'm in favor of doing whatever the fuck you want to do. It's your body and your life but do you see where I'm coming from on why you don't deserve more money.
I'm not a conservative douche bag and I'm the first person to tell you that I'm a white privileged male who's parents paid for them to go to college. Look I get it life was probably a little bit easier for me then most.
Of course I know all this and I acknowledge it but face facts here you shouldn't aspire to work at McDonald's for the rest of your life. Its a resume job, you get it when you are in high school, college or newly out of prison.
The whole point is to get work experience not to be the world's greatest burger flipper. Life shouldn't be comfortable there it should instead provide inspiration and desperation to do something greater with your life.
I'm not saying college is for everyone but heck maybe you should go to trade school, start an internet business or fucking grow weed and sell meth but either way you need to stop working there if you are 40 + years old and not a manager or some corporate big wig.
If you are still dropping fries in the fryer at this age then I'd also like to suggest going to the nearest home depot to buy some rope so you can hang yourself with it.
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