Heaven/Hell and Mötley Crüe

I don't like preachy people in fact as someone who isn't really that religious any longer I grow tired of crazy insane atheists who can't shut up about the Christian right and etc.

There are so many other groups and religion to be prejudice about then Christians. How about we hate everyone equally and treat the Sikh with just as much disrespect and cruelty as we do the Jew down the street.

Ya feel me?


So I never thought I would really talk about religion that much but honestly it is something that comes to my mind from time to time. Mostly, I think about my place in the universe and how religion may or may not tie into that.

The way I see it is that religion is a crutch that people use when they've lived an unsatisfying and boring life. It's like hey I didn't ever get the chance to participate in that orgy I had always wanted to be in so I'm going to rationalize being a boring fucking moob with the fact that there is another chance with reincarnation or a magical place called heaven where I can be happy.

Don't get me wrong I'm not exactly living my life to the fullest either. If I was I'd have slept with Scarlet Johannsen by now... but I haven't and she won't return my calls.

The thing is, is people who are super religious participate in this insane amoral behavior thinking that after death things will get better.

I mean seriously think about heaven for a moment and what it is... o.k. are you done thinking?

Heaven is supposedly perfect. WOW! I mean how fucking interesting is that. Life is perfect and that means nothing ever interesting happens.

There is no more crazy night out with the girls or boys, not randomly hooking up with someone, being scared that you have an STD, doing drugs or my favorite watching white people dance badly at the club.

Yes in heaven all white people have rhythm and all hispanic people speak understandable English.

I think I'll take hell for a moment. I don't think hell is torture I think it is probably like living life as if you were a member of Mötley Crüe. You'd be tired and exhausted but then you'd do some coke, sleep with hot strippers, get drunk and then kill someone with your car with almost zero repercussions.

What could be worst then that and I'm still waiting to hear the bad part. I guess the bad part is that you would have to dress like a member of Mötley Crüe and look utterly ridiculous all the time.