I have this theory and I can't say that it is really that scientific of a theory but it involves girls who become porn stars. I don't really watch a lot of porn per se but I am a huge fan of what it represents–that is besides the point.
So what is my theory? My theory is that every girl who is hot (but this isn't always the case) but has an annoying fucking voice becomes a porn star. The reason being is because they know that their voice is so grating and annoying that it even hurts their ears to hear it.
So the only way to prevent the agonizing pain of their screeching awful voice is to stick a dick in their mouth. It isn't like all porn stars love sucking cock, I'm sure that a lot do though, but it's like this thing where it only makes sense to have something in their mouth.
As long as there is something in there then they have an excuse not to talk. This isn't saying that women who are porn stars are dumb or have nothing good to say just that their voices lend them to not being taken seriously.
These women sometimes can't even take themselves seriously because they know how utterly ridiculous or silly they sound talking, singing and having orgasms. It is best for them to keep a dick in their mouth.
They also have a sort of control over people. If you have someones cock in your mouth you are now in control of this person. You control them based on their desire to cum.
So if you are someone with a real annoying voice and can seldom be taken seriously because of it put a dick in your mouth. Just go ahead and try it but don't make that person cum because the moment they blow their hot sticky load they don't need you anymore and you've lost control.
Just keep the person on edge.
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