Abortion

It is my belief that most men are pro-choice whether they know it or not. My estimate is about 90% with the 10% being that hazy area of castrated she-males like Morrissey and a-sexual religious types.

Just about everyday I commit about a thousand or so abortions by shooting my hot white load into the toilet bowl and flushing it down.


There goes Mandy, Mindy, Margret and Nancy... ooh look theres Tom, Ted, Daniel. I commit tiny acts of genocide any time I sleep with a woman.

I shoot my load across her ass, stomach or tits and in my head I laugh at the thought of the countless unborn babies being suffocated by the tissues she uses to wipe her body clean.

Sure, I take delight in these small acts of hypothetical murders and yes I'm thinking this but most men would agree that exercising this mild form of infanticide is not such a bad thing.

Hyper religious types would have you believe that all sperm is sacred. If you were to believe this horse shit then you'd have sex like maybe 3 or 4 times in your entire life so you can have that 2.5 kids that is so common in the U.S.

Hey you can only have sex 3 or 4 times but every time would be magical and amazing and you'd have some super stringy Peter North style loads from not cumming that frequently.

So any guy who is protesting abortion needs to get with the program. You commit an abortion any time you have a wet dream and change your underwear.

Sure if you were really neurotic about this sort of thing you could put the underwear in the freezer and hope that tiny oyster you made could be extracted to get a woman pregnant.

Yes you are the ultimate do gooder... you are the man who cums into vials and saves them. Marking the month, day and time you came so that you insure your willing victims... I mean mates that they receive the most potent of your seed.

You also seem like a serial killer if you do this.

I practice my rights as a U.S. male American in regards to abortion by cumming into the toilet every morning and sometimes into a sock, a dark hole drilled into a wall  or into a bowl of caesar salad that you may or may not have eaten today.

Yes, I encourage all my potential mates or rather place an extreme amount of pressure on them to go have an abortion because daddy ain't going to pay the child support.

As someone once told me I like to try real hard at getting pregnant but never actually want to succeed.