[Author's Note] I have a pretty dark sense of humor and it seems like fallback topics for laughs are things surrounding rape, pedophilia, drug addiction and anything that is all around dark. In conversation I know how to usually work these in and be funny. Basically, just usually slip things in nonchalantly but in stand up I feel like it has to be different since you are basically a one man show and have no one person to play off of.
Anyways this next joke is pretty short but I was just trying to think about things I would maybe normally talk about in conversation to be off the wall and absurd
I feel like I always need to apologize to people for things even if I'm not really sorry. I think it may be that parochial school upbringing that makes me do it. Something about believing in a god for the first 17-years of your life makes you sorry for everything.
I mean I'm not an atheist but I certainly don't believe in Jesus Christ as being my savior any more but I still feel compelled to say sorry for everything I do.
"Did you do the dishes?"
Nope sorry.
"Did you walk the dog?"
"Nope Sorry?"
"Did you have sex with my 12-year daughter?"
Yeah... sorry.
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