Nothing hits you harder then being pistol whipped in the face and having your head stomped in by a bunch of protestant hating Irishman. Second to that would probably be the blast of black tar you get from American Spirit cigarettes as they fill your lungs with that smokey addictive death that will simultaneously further your chances of getting laid while killing you slowly from the inside out.
Smoking is a smooth legal high that unlike heroin is only hated by pill-popping soccer moms and ineffective, ignorant D.A.R.E. officers whose job lies solely on the profits of Philip-Morris make on the poisoning of our youth.
American Spirit Cigarettes are steeped in our American heritage (just look at their name) and are chosen brand of true patriots. Virginia Slim was a whore who sucked dick for cigarettes don't be a Virginia Slim and take part in real American Spirit.
In 2014 we are campaigning to outcompete the bong smoke resin of marijuana for space in your son and daughters lungs. Only hippies and communists smoke marijuana but true patriots, men of the land and white cowboys who ignorantly curb stomp blacks and Native American into the ground smoke American Spirit.
Our symbol is an Indian chief which represents nearly wiping out a race of people 200-years ago because of our jingoistic American pride. Only real American's die of lung cancer and most people know that lung cancer is the trendiest cancer you can die from.
Nine out of 10 doctors agree that smoking American Spirits will make you more fascinating despite lacking a functional I.Q. They will make your dick harder and your boobs bigger with only the possibility of death, stained teeth, and voice that mimics the mating call of bull frogs.
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