There is something going on in America, it is an epidemic actually and I am afraid that some of you may be susceptible to it or even have it already.
It is a syndrome that I like to call the "Fat Ass, Bad Ass" syndrome. In case you aren't familiar this is where you are a mildly obese to extremely obese person who wears cut off t-shirts and may or may not wear a backwards baseball cap and black sunglasses.
The one thing that is constant is the cut off shirt but at times symptoms have manifested as having all three characteristics combined. Maybe even a few douchey tats on your arms.
The only cure for this syndrome is for you to realize that you are not hard. You are weak and have an unappealing body that allows you to easily hurt yourself and/or get the shit kicked out of you. Please if you may leave the sleeves on your shirt no one wants to see your fat boy muscles.
You may be in denial that you have this syndrome but if you find yourself saying phrases like, "bro I'm in a bulking phase" or "It's all muscle" or "Feel how firm my bicep is" then you surely have this syndrome.
Please be aware that beneath your cut off t-shirt are man tits that have an equal or greater volume then your wife, girlfriend or female partners.
You are officially one buzz cut away from looking like a butch lesbian.
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