There is something going on in America, it is an epidemic actually and I am afraid that some of you may be susceptible to it or even have it already.
It is a syndrome that I like to call the "Fat Ass, Bad Ass" syndrome. In case you aren't familiar this is where you are a mildly obese to extremely obese person who wears cut off t-shirts and may or may not wear a backwards baseball cap and black sunglasses.