I'm to handsome but I can't talk to women

[Author's Note] So I've sort of re-read through the other two jokes I put up on here and it makes me sound like a crazy misogynist and I swear that I'm not. But for some reason my jokes keep coming across as particularly aggressive towards women. I actually don't hate them. I'm trying to channel some inner self-loathing because hey all comedians are depressed. 

Although I wouldn't classify myself as depressed I usually work part of my real life into jokes whether people know it or not. Of course not everything I say is true which I would hope would be obvious. Like the teeny weeny thing and anything involving an illicit crime. I'm actually a pretty upstanding citizen but for whatever reason dark material is fascinating to me.