Stop trying to be funny

I hate people who think they are funny so you can imagine why I hate myself so much. Of course the only reason I think I'm funny is because people actually tell me that I'm funny and make them laugh.

Reflections 7-17-14

I suppose this is going to be more of a reflection of anything else or rather a bit of self-loathing which is always good fodder for comedy.

Nothing probably inspires comedy more then self-loathing or some sort of troubled life. Absent of any sort of substance abuse in my life I'll stick to the self-loathing part. Generally, I wouldn't say I'm the most miserable person but I certainly am self-concious of the what I say and do around people. I probably self-analyze more than any other person that I know.

I feel gross when I watch porn

Everyone has their vices and for me one of those vices like a lot of guys is I like to watch internet pornography. I'm a huge proponent of it and think that a couple of naked people rolling around is pretty harmless.

Tranny Porn

I'm going to be completely honest I don't understand the appeal of tranny porn. I'm not saying that I am against transvestites, transgendered or any other type of bi-gender or no-gender classification. I just don't get the appeal of tranny porn.

Reflections 7-15-14

I haven't been working too hard on my stand up routine lately and that may just because I've been busy with summer. Actually, that isn't really much of an excuse because I should be writing more. Generally, I'm working harder at being humorous in conversation almost to the point where I am probably forcing it.

Hipster Hate

Does anyone know what a hipster is? I mean really what is the definition of a hipster? Is it just someone who wears vests and bow ties? Do you have to be a fan of Billy Murray?